The Komen Foundation (the same people from that Planned Parenthood hubbub we just defeated by ?liking? our friends? Facebook statues) is currently sponsoring a new pink handgun in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, for those times when you need people to GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND BE AWARE OF BREAST CANCER, RIGHT NOW:
Discount Gun Sales has teamed up with the Susan G. Komen Foundation to offer a pink version of its popular Walther P-22 handgun in recognition of Breast Cancer Awareness Month?
An undisclosed portion from the sale of each Walther P-22 ?Hope Edition? will be donated to the Seattle Branch of the Susan G. Komen Foundation. The gun retails for $429.99.
The Hope Edition has ?an exclusive DuraCoat Pink slide in recognition of Breast Cancer Awareness month,? according to the promotion. ?Utilizing the same reliable controls and firing mechanism that has made the Walther P-22 America?s top selling handgun, the Hope Edition will be a limited production pistol offered exclusively through Discount Gun Sales.?
Alright! First things first, let?s listen to ?America, F*ck Yeah!? five times. Second, isn?t this gun already unlockable in N64 Goldeneye? Third, we could probably figure out some literary symbolism in the fact that the organization that briefly came out against Planned Parenthood also sponsored a device designed for ending lives, but we?ll leave that to Robert Frost. He?s dead? Fine, then the Robert Frost Tumblr.
All I?m saying is, Valentine?s Day is in two weeks.
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